You have just been Doki-rolled.

There is no proper way to spank a child. Just don't spank your kids. It's 2016, people. There are lots of alternatives, no matter how oblivious you are to them or in denial about how well they work.

If you currently spank your kids, please stop.

(Seriously, did you really believe the #1 authority for Children's Rights Memes in the world (according to Google May 2016) was going to endorse spanking???)

If you currently spank your children, or plan to spank your future ones, need help trying to break the addiction, please visit http://www.nospank.net/plaintalk.htm for more information.

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